fantasie strapless 36dd bra Buying Lingerie For Your Partner - a Guide For Men

fantasie strapless 36dd bra Buying Lingerie For Your Partner - a Guide For Men
Ok, its a birthday or anniversary coming up, and you want to get her something nice. Youve decided that you would love to see her in something sexy, slinky, or see through.Shes lost weight and you want to let her know youve noticed, or maybe (more likely) youre just out of ideas and you have followed the sirens call, that has lured men to their doom for generations and decided to buy her lingerie.This is where the female readers of this article, clap their hand to their brow, shake their heads in disbelief and yell dont do it at the screen.Well, Ladies, settle back, breathe easy and panic no more, because Im about to give the s a little advice on the dos (and more importantly) donts, of lingerie purchasing.Firstly, get some idea of what you want. In the old days, men had to sneak furtive glances at the womens section in the Freemans catalogue, or head for the ads near the back of the Sunday papers to get an inkling of what was available. The Internet has changed all that, and firing up Google, could have you waist deep in knickers within 5 seconds.Secondly, and this is a biggie. Have a sneaky peek in her knickers drawer. Peer into the depths of her wardrobe. Delve into the places where men never go and have a look at what she likes. More importantly, look at the label and log whatever information you discover, deep into your memory banks. Or better still take a notepad with you on your clandestine mission, and write it down.On arriving in the sacred halls of femininity, or as its better known in female circles, the lingerie department. Do not sneak around the place like a furtive sex pest.No matter how hard your heart is pumping. No matter how much you know youre going to turn into a gibbering idiot the moment the beautiful assistant turns her long lashed eyes towards you, try to keep calm. Step boldly between the racks of basques and corsets. Look around confidently as if you had lingerie for breakfast every day.Touch the odd chemise, as if to test the quality of the garment. Pick up a suspender belt, examine the label and elasticity (please dont aim it at the fat woman by the door and twang it, like you were firing the catapult you had when you were 10)Dont hang around the knickers aisle too long. It doesnt feel right in there and you might end up looking like a pervert if you dally. Three or four minutes of browsing should be enough to convince everyone that you are an experienced lingerist. Any longer and too much interest shown in the French knickers section, might convince everyone that you are a cross dresser.Bide your time and amble up to the assistant when shes free. Dont stand nervously behind her as shes helping a customer, youll only make her jump out of her skin when you cough to get her attention. You dont want to get on her bad side this early in the encounter.Never, hold up a cupped hand (or worse two) and say, about this big when she asks you what size you require. Shes seen it a million times and it will only convince her that you are either an imbecile, or worse still, a man out on his own in a lingerie store for the first time.Dont expect sympathy. Shes heard all the sob stories before. Shes been told a million times how you are stuck for ideas for your partners birthday and lingerie was the last resort. Instead, exude confidence. Tell her youd like a 36dd bra and knickers set. Ask about the quality of the silk baby doll. Dont giggle as you say the word knickers either, or shell be off dealing with the transvestite further up the counter before you can say g string. At least he knows what he wants.Get gift wrapping. Yes I know its extortionate, but think about it. Do you want her to be excited when presented with the gift? If its professionally wrapped, she will take her time opening it. Shell take care with the bow and ease the wrapping open. The anticipation will rise, believe me. You could put a dead rat in a shoe box and as long as it was wrapped nicely, youll get 5 points just for making the effort. Conversely, give her something resembling the paper the chips came wrapped in and it wouldnt matter if it had an exact copy of Princess Dis wedding ring inside. You will only get a cold stare and no chance of seeing her tonight in the sexy red basque you just bought. Youre more likely to get the cold shoulder and the flannelette nightie her evil granny gave her as a wedding gift.Once the purchases are paid for, wrapped and deposited in a carrier that proudly boasts I GET MINE AT KNICKERS R US Ignore the florescent pink and purple lettering and ask calmly if they have a plain bag you could hide it in. Explain that you would hate your partner to guess what youve bought her when you get home. Dont mention the cat calls and whistles you know youll get, if you get on the tram carrying the damn thing.Consider the best time for your foray into the world of women. You dont want to get home when shes around. If youre caught sneaking in the back door like a burglar with a swag bag, youll be suspected of more than just taking the afternoon off without permission. Plan the mission with military precision. Leave nothing to chance. Ideally, pick a time when shes at the hairdresser, or better still, visiting her mother. Shell be gone for hours and youll have plenty of time to unwind and sip a nerve settling beer or three. You can kick off your shoes and relax, safe in the knowledge that she is safely ensconced in her mothers kitchen, listening for the millionth time about why she still believes your wife picked the wrong and how that nice Teddy Mathews would have made a far better choice. He didnt fart at the dinner table the first time you bought him home. Did he?Hide the stash in your sports bag, the place you keep your jock strap and cricket box. Its as safe as houses.





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